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Quote
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Person
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Date
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"Are you married"
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Gaspar
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17-Dec-02
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"I have two fish"
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Mansfield
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17-Dec-02
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"I just can't wait to get some pants on"
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Cole
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19-Dec-02
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"What an on sunset!"
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"Isn't that a sunrise?"
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Bevan + Ilana
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20-Dec-02
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"Oh yeah."
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"I was just gonna think"
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Katherine
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20-Dec-02
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"I am surprised after coming so far, no breakfast, no lunch, you still have shining face"
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Gaspar
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20-Dec-02
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"It's the sweat, right?"
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Bevan
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20-Dec-02
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"I get embarrassed pooing in front of cattle"
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Hayden
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20-Dec-02
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"I object to full length mirrors after 13 hour bus trips"
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Abby
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20-Dec-02
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"One day I'm not going to be on this bus…"
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Katherine
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21-Dec-02
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"Do you want to hold my dirty avocado ticket?"
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Katherine
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21-Dec-02
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"The race, the race is on - who can hairtie me first"
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Katherine
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21-Dec-02
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"Smells like chicken poo here"
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Josie
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21-Dec-02
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"Ooh nice."
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Keryn
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21-Dec-02
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"You will need some sleep otherwise you'll hallucinate"
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Katherine
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21-Dec-02
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"This is an intelligence test, this lolly, I can't open
it"
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Abby
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22-Dec-02
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"Synchronesisity - that's what I think it is"
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Abby
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22-Dec-02
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"Anybody want some deodorant? It's Nivea, so boys
it's acceptable for you as well"
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Abby
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22-Dec-02
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"It's dove, sorry boys so you can't use it"
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"Male and female He created them - toilets I mean… be careful not to cross on the dark side of the toilet"
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Mansfield
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22-Dec-02
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"Hayden would like to know, Gaspar, is it okay for him to burp"
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Katherine
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22-Dec-02
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"It is allowed"
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Gaspar
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22-Dec-02
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"Who's from Wanganui?"
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Gaspar
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22-Dec-02
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"It's called Wangavegas"
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Cole
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22-Dec-02
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"Are you guys saying you are all addicted to white powder substances?"
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Bevan
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22-Dec-02
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"Yeah man"
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Abby
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22-Dec-02
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"If you are sick, please just say"
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Gaspar
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22-Dec-02
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"Oh my leg!"
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Cole
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22-Dec-02
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"They think - 'Why have a seat when you can
squat'"
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Abby
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22-Dec-02
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"And Bevan, look how beauty and handsome you are"
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Gaspar
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22-Dec-02
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"I love eating how my mum taught me not to"
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Hayden
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22-Dec-02
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"Look at that chaffing hand - that hand is in receive mode
aye"
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Katherine to Cole
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22-Dec-02
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"How are you going there Hayds"
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Katherine
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22-Dec-02
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"Can't talk gotta eat"
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Hayden
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22-Dec-02
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"Yeah no multitasking for the boys"
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Abby
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22-Dec-02
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"I think my underwear has multiplied"
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Abby
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22-Dec-02
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"Do you know how good it feels not to feel pregnant"
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Ilana
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22-Dec-02
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"It feels so wrong to be white…especially with
little brown dots"
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Ilana
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23-Dec-02
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"I wonder what people would think if I turned up to
church in a big pink fluffy ballet dress"
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Ilana
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23-Dec-02
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"We went to every internet café including and
internet café that isn't an internet café - it's just called
that, 'It's a nickname'"
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Abby
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23-Dec-02
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"Tumeke sana"
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Bevan
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23-Dec-02
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"They are Luo so it's a mosquito aye"
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Maria
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23-Dec-02
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"This is my favourite brown ugali"
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Abby
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23-Dec-02
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"Tomorrow is New Years Eve" (On Dec 23 -
Christmas Eve)
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Bevan
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23-Dec-02
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"We've travelled for more than a week and we
haven't even been here a week"
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Ilana
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23-Dec-02
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"You should have used a little less more"
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Hayden
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23-Dec-02
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"My sole purpose in life was to adopt black children"
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Abby
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23-Dec-02
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"I'm never going to the toilet, not even in
daytime"
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Ilana
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24-Dec-02
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"What interest would a bat have in our bottom?"
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Hayden
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24-Dec-02
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"What can I do…I know, I'll play with my
face"
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Josie
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24-Dec-02
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"I am a missionary, hear me roar"
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Katherine
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24-Dec-02
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"Do you know what time were supposed to be ready"
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Keryn
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24-Dec-02
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"40 minutes ago it starts"
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Katherine
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24-Dec-02
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"It's not often you get to see a guy wearing
tights"
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Bevan
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24-Dec-02
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"It's not often you want to"
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Abby
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24-Dec-02
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"Oh.. The reverend is getting dressed in front of us"
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Josie
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25-Dec-02
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"Get the head back into my blood"
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Bevan
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25-Dec-02
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"Winnie the Pooh in an African church"
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Josie
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25-Dec-02
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"Look everybody - I've lost my clothes and I'm
running around"
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Mansfield
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25-Dec-02
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"My language processor has been confused"
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Mansfield
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25-Dec-02
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"Three quarters of me smacked the other quarter out"
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Hayden
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25-Dec-02
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"There's candy canes falling from the sky"
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Abby
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25-Dec-02
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"Bass and black people"
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Hayden
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25-Dec-02
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"Man does not live by bread alone, he must have his
chocolate"
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Mansfield
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25-Dec-02
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"My sister helped me - she's the king of fudge"
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Hayden
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25-Dec-02
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"Would you like some flies with that?"
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Mansfield
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25-Dec-02
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"It looks like it's going to have a baby out of its
shoulder"
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Keryn
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25-Dec-02
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"We've got gender balance"
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Joanna
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25-Dec-02
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"Oh..we can play volleyball"
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Keryn
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25-Dec-02
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"Is there anyone…"
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Katherine
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25-Dec-02
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"Who has a popcorn machine in their room?"
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Cole
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25-Dec-02
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"This is the sticks of the back of the beyond of the wops
of the outback past the black stump of no return in the caravan of
love, where the last pink rhinocerous roams free, and we would not want to be anywhere else"
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The team
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26-Dec-02
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"He's walking around stomping his head"
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Hayden
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26-Dec-02
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"My dad is the hard out eye-eater"
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Katherine
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26-Dec-02
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"Is that fish brain? Mmm…juicy"
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Hayden
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26-Dec-02
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"At least you didn't find a big black food in your
hair"
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Bevan
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27-Dec-02
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"That ugali I had today is still manifesting"
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Hayden
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27-Dec-02
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"Not here, the other here"
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Bevan
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27-Dec-02
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"Undertan - it's like cooking my meat not my skin"
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Hayden
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27-Dec-02
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"I'd go to the spoon with a freezer"
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Keryn
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27-Dec-02
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"In New Zealand, people don't get married until
they're 25"
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Joanna
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27-Dec-02
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"I'm a wanawake"
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Hayden
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27-Dec-02
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"Wherever we go it's just like an endless train of
lolly wrappers"
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Josie
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28-Dec-02
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"I would do press-ups, but I'm a bit scared of pushing
down the earth"
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Hayden
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28-Dec-02
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"That would be the man house"
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Hayden
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28-Dec-02
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"If you can't handle the jandal, you've got to put
on the sandal"
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Hayden
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28-Dec-02
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"It kills all the things you can't see…except
the Holy Spirit"
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Keryn
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28-Dec-02
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"Get out you blackies!...Oh, I mean, praise the Lord"
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Hayden
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28-Dec-02
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"I don't think anyone would recognise me if I grew a
beard."
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Katherine
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28-Dec-02
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"I want to do a first aid course for missionaries so I can
do things like give birth for people"
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Abby
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28-Dec-02
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"Look at your sausage toe, man"
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Abby
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28-Dec-02
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"It's meat…I don't know what it is, but it
feels good"
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Cole
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28-Dec-02
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"Physics: boomph - not good for head"
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Mansfield
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29-Dec-02
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"Hooray, I'm sanitised"
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Hayden
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29-Dec-02
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"You eat all of it, and I'll eat the rest"
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Joanna
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29-Dec-02
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"He keeps an extra supply of ugali in his money bag just in case he gets hungry"
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Joanna
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29-Dec-02
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"Are you going to the toilet? I'd like to go
too. Maybe we could journey together"
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Josie
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29-Dec-02
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"What should we do?"
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Bevan
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29-Dec-02
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"We could go clubbing"
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Josie
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29-Dec-02
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"If I could fart tonight I'd be happy"
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Hayden
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30-Dec-02
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"Oh my goodness, there's real buildings over
there!"
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Maria
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30-Dec-02
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"Nurophen is like God's gift to the world"
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Abby
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30-Dec-02
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"I don't even think I've tanned. I thought I
did, then I washed it off"
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Josie
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31-Dec-02
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"There's an angle to every side of a story"
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Cole
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31-Dec-02
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"Let's not start picking apart kids features"
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Abby
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31-Dec-02
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"If you're being a Rangi at the same time as being a
morepork, God help us all"
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Katherine
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31-Dec-02
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"I'm going to gargle into the New Year"
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Hayden
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31-Dec-02
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"Breaking of chocolate in the upper room"
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31-Dec-02
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"Like I totally think that I should seek the Lord on that
one"
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Joanna
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31-Dec-02
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"I thought I just saw the mean as shooting star, but it was
a bat"
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Katherine
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1-Jan-03
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(Prize for the best quote of the new year)
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"They have the texture of phlegm, and look like giant
seagull poo"
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Bevan
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1-Jan-03
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(Bevan talking about oysters)
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"Garlic king prawns - evil things disguised in nice
sauce… Satan comes in many forms"
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Abby
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1-Jan-03
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"I never liked toys that opened, even for batteries - it just seemed wrong"
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Abby
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1-Jan-03
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"Tango with the Tanzanians"
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Abby
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1-Jan-03
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"Afro afro bride"
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Katherine
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1-Jan-03
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"The soap will save you from evil fishes - my hands are
fish-free"
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Katherine
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1-Jan-03
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"I haven't cleanly broken my legs yet, which I hope to
do in the future"
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Cole
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2-Jan-03
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"Get some clothes on young man"
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Josie
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2-Jan-03
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"That beats 'Dorothia Rainbow' hands down"
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Abby
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2-Jan-03
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"I'm a bushwoman"
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Ilana
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3-Jan-03
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"I used to do twenty man's ones when I was a man"
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Katherine
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3-Jan-03
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"What flavour chapstick?"
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Maria
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"Herbal"
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Abby
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3-Jan-03
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"Can you get high on it?"
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Maria
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"Cover yourself with insect repellent and the crocodiles
won't get you"
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"I'm going to ward off the hippos with insect
repellent"
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3-Jan-03
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"Do you think it'll work with lions?"
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"Nah nah, I was just talking to my friend in India"
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Katherine
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3-Jan-03
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"Little bugs don't taste very nice"
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Maria
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3-Jan-03
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"Wow, glass windows"
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One team member
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3-Jan-03
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"Woow"
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All
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"If I was a cockroach, I would want to grow in
somebody's tongue"
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Katherine
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3-Jan-03
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"We're house-trained, we're just not
hole-trained"
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Bevan
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3-Jan-03
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"Amen brother sister"
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Hayden
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3-Jan-03
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"This is the van that can"
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3-Jan-03
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"It's the tin can"
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Abby
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3-Jan-03
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"They should train ants to build their houses"
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Ilana
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3-Jan-03
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"Florence - she goes where no van has gone before"
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Abby
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3-Jan-03
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"This is serious paddock-bashing"
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Bevan
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3-Jan-03
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"Flo Flo she's our van, if she can't do it no-one
can"
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Abby
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3-Jan-03
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"Your toes are like half the length of my foot"
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Abby to Hayden
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4-Jan-03
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"I could live under a rock aye"
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Abby
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4-Jan-03
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"I could hear Cole at night snoring like a lion"
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Gaspar
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4-Jan-03
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"Gasper do you sleep talk?"
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Joanna
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4-Jan-03
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"I snore"
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Gaspar
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4-Jan-03
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"Those are ugly bugs, roaches are scotie bugs"
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Bevan
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4-Jan-03
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"It might actually be a whatsaname"
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Keryn
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4-Jan-03
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"My hair feels like a compost heap"
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Hayden
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4-Jan-03
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"I'm dribbling because of you"
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Keryn
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4-Jan-03
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"My dress just broke, it might fall down any minute"
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Katherine
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4-Jan-03
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"I think I'd go with the food and run with it"
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Mansfield
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5-Jan-03
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"And after three days he was raised back from life"
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Mans in a preach
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5-Jan-03
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"Randomness unite"
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Mansfield
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5-Jan-03
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"I'm a dirty, skungy, needing a wash, glamour
queen"
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Joanna
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5-Jan-03
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"My mission this year is to grow a mullet"
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Mansfield
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5-Jan-03
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"I'm starting to drool man"
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Joanna
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5-Jan-03
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"Just as the bug butt slided over our rice, I'm going to butt slide over the rock"
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Joanna
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6-Jan-03
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"Ive got so much stuff stuck in my pants"
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Bevan
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6-Jan-03
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"I'm turning into a smurf"
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Katherine
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7-Jan-03
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"It's the wiggles for Jesus"
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Abby
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7-Jan-03
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"We'll wiggle our way into the kingdom"
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Mansfield
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7-Jan-03
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"I think we've got some good-looking foreheads here
aye"
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Hayden
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7-Jan-03
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"You have a sandwich kachaa"
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Mansfield
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8-Jan-03
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"You don't have a sweat-mud-rust top?"
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Katherine
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8-Jan-03
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"Kez, do you want a tissue?"
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Bevan
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8-Jan-03
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"No, I've got hands"
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Keryn
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8-Jan-03
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"Come naked, come half naked, come turbaned"
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Abby
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8-Jan-03
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"That fly has just made my appetite go 'See
ya'"
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Hayden
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9-Jan-03
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"Fried glue with fat on it - yum"
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Josie
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9-Jan-03
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"Wow, I can actually see my blisters"
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Abby
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9-Jan-03
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"The quotes are flying thick and fast, and it's only 30
seconds past 7"
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Abby
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10-Jan-03
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"Oh, that's sad, I still feel like a jellyfish"
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Abby
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10-Jan-03
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"I hate wetting my pants"
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Cole
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10-Jan-03
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"Where's Hayden?"
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"He might be filling up the grand canyon"
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Cole
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10-Jan-03
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"I am now a sticky gooey compost heap on legs"
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Hayden
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10-Jan-03
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"I'm full as. I'm going to waddle home"
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Josie
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10-Jan-03
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"I'm going to remember you forever when I eat"
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Josie to Keryn
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11-Jan-03
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"I'm never difficult. I'm sweetness and light"
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Abby
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11-Jan-03
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"I don't feel like a jellyfish anymore"
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Abby
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11-Jan-03
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(1 min later) "It's not funny because it's
true"
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Abby
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11-Jan-03
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"Hey check this, I'm gonna take the seat in with
me
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Katherine
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11-Jan-03
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(Katherine going to the toilet)
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"I want to apologise in advance if my pants fall down"
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Cole (Safari)
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12-Jan-03
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"Yeah me too"
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Other team members
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12-Jan-03
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"I think we're in a zebra plantation"
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Cole
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12-Jan-03
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"Look there's another pumba running backwards"
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Katherine
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12-Jan-03
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"My head is permanently attached to the roof"
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Joanna
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12-Jan-03
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"I just drooled on you"
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Katherine
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12-Jan-03
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"What a hory team man - only our van would break down in
the middle of the Serengeti"
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Katherine
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12-Jan-03
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"I managed to use one roll of toilet paper the whole
trip, that's amazing aye"
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Hayden
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14-Jan-03
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"Cold is my favourite"
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Kez
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14-Jan-03
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"I take my bandanna off to you"
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Katherine to Maria
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14-Jan-03
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"While I was singing the spit was flying out of my
mouth and hitting Hayden in the face"
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Katherine
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14-Jan-03
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"Yeah and it was flying in my mouth"
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Hayden
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14-Jan-03
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"Wow you've been to both Africas now"
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Matty to Kez in Dubai
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"Wow! We're up already!
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Keryn while still boarding
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"Oh can you see that other plane over there?"
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Hayden
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15-Jan-03
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"No, that's the light on the wing of our plane"
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Michael
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15-Jan-03
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"I had ugali with rocks in it and I chipped my tooth"
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Hayden
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16-Jan-03
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"Ooh! Don't kiss me!"
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Maria to Keryn
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18-Jan-03
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(While Maria is laughing) "Are you agreeing Maria, or
farting?"
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Joanna
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19-Jan-03
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"I always get hypo when I eat egg"
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Hayden
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20-Jan-03
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"It's my favourite"
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general Keryn quote
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"Yo yo yo, where my dogs at"
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general Joanna quote
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"It's a nodgenal"
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"Bananas of the world unite!"
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